zikau:

DAMMIT JAMES.

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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ianstagram:

turnipfritters:

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

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Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes?
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It eventually gets better, without any sort of explanation; you just wake up one morning and you’re not as upset anymore.
Ten words story: may 2015 hold that morning for you. (via maisjetaime)

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suprchnk:

women really fought over flavor flav on national TV

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osamah:
“ vaporheart-archive:
“ Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
”
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
”

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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littlelotte-xo:

acoolsuggestion:

Daily tip: if someone can fall asleep knowing you’re crying, knowing you’re hurting or didn’t get home safe, they don’t care about you.

or they have their own lives and can’t base their whole life around you. 

amazingly, some people don’t consider you the main character in their “book”.  it doesn’t mean they don’t care. it doesn’t mean they don’t love you. it doesn’t mean anything except that SOMETIMES you have to take care of yourself. because no one will be able to be there for you ALL the time. it’s just not going to happen. 

the only thing that thinking who isn’t doting on your day and night will do is make you feel so isolated, uncared for, unloved. it will do nothing positive.

i used to feel this way, all black and white. but nothing is. 

like truly think - could you drop EVERYTHING at ANY given second? no. you can’t. and it’s really selfish to think anyone else should be able to for you.

sometimes u just gotta sleep.

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